1. Watch Video. 2. Go Into Trance. 3. Become Insane. 4. Find Someone You Love, Very, Very Much. 5. Kill Them. 6. Get Dressed for 5-Mile Run. 7. Finish Run. Nice Job!
After posting I had this daydream (or perhaps daymare) that some kid in the midwest would google the words 'cranky' and 'insane' and 'kill' and come across this blog. And then murder his parents with a toaster, and somehow the blame would come back to me. And then I'd have to be part of a 24-hour news cycle and worry about what to wear on The Today Show or something like that. Headline: 'Christmas Toaster Murderer Encouraged by Angry Blogger' (See, we told you running was bad for you!)
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Bloody Brits...at least I think they're British. 1:08 into it and I can't take it anymore...
after watching that video I only have one thing to say: " Urge to destroy world rising....rising..."
Oh. My. God.
Am I delirious?
Why do you hate your readers so much?
Thank you! Sorry to inflict that on all of you.
After posting I had this daydream (or perhaps daymare) that some kid in the midwest would google the words 'cranky' and 'insane' and 'kill' and come across this blog. And then murder his parents with a toaster, and somehow the blame would come back to me. And then I'd have to be part of a 24-hour news cycle and worry about what to wear on The Today Show or something like that. Headline: 'Christmas Toaster Murderer Encouraged by Angry Blogger' (See, we told you running was bad for you!)
Anyway, back to my overactive imagination...
haha, it put me in a transe too.
Thanks for the laugh. :)
Just so you know.. yes, this song did get in my mind.. was trying to figure out where I got it from. haha!
Merry Christmas!!
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