Yes, when there’s six layers over your face alone, you can’t even understand what you’re saying to yourself. It’s been somewhat cold in the northeast and midwest, you may have noticed.
Check the calendar. Who can be cranky when it’s the dead of winter? Not Mr. S. and his minions, even though we much prefer the relative warmth of hades. And you can jump on an evil treadmill, if that’s your pleasure (we’ll save The Treadmill Wars topic for later).
So what can you do when you just want to get a nice 45-minute run in and it’s frickin’ nine degrees outside? Dress for success. Remember, you can compensate by wearing enough to run a fast 7-minute mile in the cold, but try compensating for the weather when it’s 90 degrees in July. It may be cold, but your tongue isn’t hanging out after the run, like it is in mid-summer. During the winter the only real problem is sweaty polyester drying out in your bathroom for the rest of the day, along with larger loads of laundry.
But have you noticed that the days are getting longer? Isn’t that nice?
See, Satan wants you to keep running, even when the weather is kinda suckalicious. The Great Deceiver has a sunny side after all.
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha !
P.S. Our friend R.B. has outdone herself and found a felt version of Satan to share with the rest of the class. Thanks, R.B.! Watch out for an embarrassing picture here sometime soon…
Bitch is crazy!
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